The Master and his Apprentice . . .

Big Johnny, shed foreman and apprentice tamer, yes I meant tamer, he actually throws chairs at them and uses whips to get his opinion across.
Today he grabbed Dylan and asked him politely, while pointing a piece of pipe at him, if he could fit a handbrake to his trike?  Yep you heard it here first folks, Johnny reckons that hanging mono's on trikes is for outlaw pipsqueaks and he wants to start doing hand-brake turns in the Coles New World car-park just to scare the shit out of the local Parking Inspectors. So if you see a mad-man, wearing a Bunnings cap, doing donuts in the supermarket carpark don't worry it's just Johnny doing his civic duty and keeping them Parking bastards away from your car. . .