Gone Missing . . .

Anyone seen Hodgey recently? If you have, you've got bloody good eyes! Lazy bugger is back in Queensland sunning his sizeable arse as per this time last year. Although he probably won't be charged as much land tax on his arse this year because it's a couple of sizes smaller this year AND don't make the mistake that it's due to hard work coz it ain't!
And for those in the know, I still haven't been payed my holiday pay from last year, let alone the loading that holiday pay is suposed to attract. Hodgey keeps telling me that 10% of nothing is nothing, but I reckon he's full of shit. Ten percent of nothing has to be something?
Anyway, if you're worried about your car, then don't be because I'm giving them all a good wipe down with turpentine on an oily rag every night before I let the dogs in to piss on your wheels. . . and I've got no FN idea what Pringa feeds his mongrel looking dogs, but geez their piss stinks!!!