SURPRISE, SURPRISE. . .We have an idiot amongst us. . .

Scuttlebutt informs for that one of our hardest workers jumped onto a train today and headed for The Exhibition Buildings to spend a day amongst our finest muscle cars at The Gasolene Expo. After a very eated exchange with the ticket seller at the front door out idiot was sent packing and told that if he want's to view the finest muscle cars on display at The Gasolene Expo, then he'd better return next weekend! To make matters worse, it was going to cost our idiot $35 to get in the front door to taste some of the nicest boutique beers in the land. Only problem was, the $35 only got him in the door, from then on, he had to buy beer tickets. . .poor old idiot? With nothing better t do, our idiot boarded the first train and returned to Ballarat.
Now, due to privacy laws, our idiot has to remain nameless. . .