Bert's Drifter . . .

Dylan havin' a real go here folks. Fair dinkum, this kid puts out exceptional work, any time any day, as long as it's not Monday or Friday, or if the wind is blowing coz that upsets his hay-fever. And don't even mention work if he's sister is in a bad mood coz that completelu unravels his planets. But today seemed to be a good day and the planets were all lined up, but we're gonna have to ring his mum to buy him a belt for his shorts because we're sick of looking at the crack of his arse all the time. . .mum please ???

Now Bert decided that he wanted reversing lights and a low-profile number plate 'fitted' to his new bumper bar, so luckily for Bert, Dylan's planets were good to go and job's done. . .

After a few minutes with the grinder and files Dylan was more than happy, elated might be a better word, to climb in under Bert's Drifter and re-fit the bumper bar for only the fourteenth time. . .Good onya D.