Spoiler alert. . .

Far be it that this scribe be the one to repeat a malicious rumor, BUT, and this is a huge BUT, rumor has it that Johnny, yep that mountain of a man who spends all his time scaring the shit out of Lolipop Ladies at school crossings, is taking cash on the side! Unbelievable but true, there are even photos in circulation depicting this monolith of a man taking part in unauthorised photo shoots! I have seen the photos and there is no chance that Johnny, the man that I looked up to for so long, has been an innocent bystander, he is actively seen standing very stiff and straight, looking wide-eyed and straight at the over sized silicon products that are being endorsed by this photo shoot.

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